embracethedisaster:

If you could set your phone to “drunk mode” like “airplane mode” in which texts will never leave your phone (they’ll just ask you when the mode is turned off if you really want to send them still), you can’t make or receive calls, except to/from preset numbers (basically, whoever you’ll be with that night). I could make millions.

P.S. This was just a thought I had. I’m not posting this after making a drunken fool of myself.

SUCH a great idea.  I learned my lesson last night -______-